Unless, of course, your family is headed by a...Leather Master!
I grew up here and have seen a lot of things in the Miami Herald but never a large color photo of a man and a woman dressed up in chains, black leather, and fishnet stockings. Oh, yeah, they're walking a pug with pink accouterments. The historical (some might say hysterical) picture appeared on the front page of Section B. You can read the story and see the photo here (it's the second one in on the slide show on the paper's website). Except for the lack of profanity, the story could have been lifted from the New Times.