Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Another Mojito Moment or Recent Reasons Why We Drink In Miami (introducing Bad News Boy)

Miami Vision Blogarama (MVB): You're saying the new nearly HALF BILLION DOLLAR Carnival Center for the Performing Arts, already ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS over budget, fell short by nearly ONE MILLION DOLLARS in projected earnings since it opened in October?

Bad News Boy (BNB): Yes.

MVB: (SLURP)

MVB: You're saying the County wants to spend 1.2 BILLION DOLLARS on a truck tunnel connecting Watson Island to the Port of Miami?

BNB: Si. (He's bilingual)

MVB: (SLURP)

MVB: You're saying the 6.2 BILLION DOLLAR airport construction project is years behind schedule and already ONE BILLION DOLLARS over budget?

BNB: Wi. (Excuse us, he appears to be trilingual)

MVB: (SLURP)

MVB: You're saying Commissioner Barreiro is now the new Commission Chairman?

BNB: Sim. (Fvck it! The little bastard is multi-lingual)

MVB: (SLURP)

MVB: You're saying Commissioner Seijas is now in charge of the environment?

BNB: Yes. Si. Wi. Sim.

MVB: (SLURP, CHOKE, COUGH, SNORT)

UpDate (12/13/08): Christmas comes early with the announcement that the tunnel project succumbs to a well-deserved death when the state and Bouygues Travaux Publics can't agree on terms. Hurray!

2 comments:

CRITICAL MIAMI said...

holy crap that's ANDY KAUFMAN!

MVB StandUp Comic said...

No, my young grasshopper, it's not Andy but rather that other great but also very dead commedian and personal inspiration John Belushi.