As a public service to our readers, we are happy to offer "MiamiSpeak©." These are words and phrases used by Miamians and may come in handy for tourists or those just passing through this sun kissed burg.
Today's offering is "Media Up!" "Media Up!" is a great way to keep the police from busting your head in. It's best used just before an arrest, especially if you've led them on a wild police chase. Once cops think news helicopters got them in their sights, your arrest should be much less painful.
Here is an example of someone who didn't know the correct lingo following an arrest. Don't let this happen to you. For your own safety, learn MiamiSpeak© now!