Merry/Happy (Insert Your Holiday) from MVB!
Yeah, I know, it doesn't sound the same when you're trying not to offend anybody by being politically incorrect. The sentiment loses its sincerity. But that's the price you pay for living in a multicultural community. Here at MVB, we have a plethora of religions ranging from angry Catholicism and Mossadic (not Hassidic, we be pro-active defenders of Israel) Judaism to pagan caveman nature worshipers and one agnostic, but then, you'd be one too if you were nothing more than a giant talking turd. Still, the way America has turned "the reason for the Season" into a mindless stampede toward materialism, it doesn't really matter what religion you are when December 25th rolls around. So, with that in mind, please click here to listen to MVB's "Christmas Song" to you.